"Thank you. Ahem. We Wudds are wonderful musicians and we all live in
Wuddsville. Wuddsville is located exactly where you probably wouldn't think it would be. After
years of keeping to ourselves, we Wudds have decided to mingle
with people and learn about their music and share ours as well. So
there you have it, thank you for coming and…"
"Hold on Wenton, I think there may be some
more information our
audience would like to
have. Such as: What is Wuddsville like?"
"Oh. Well, Wuddsville is a great place to live. It is colorful and filled
with wollers of all varieties. I guess the equivalent to a woller would
be what you humans call a flower. We also have animals who live
among us, namely Wuffalo and Wantelope. The Wantelope are very
calm and quiet and make funny noises with their horns. Wuffalo
though are rather large, can be a little cranky sometimes and make
loud noises with their horns. They think they sound pretty good, but
any Wudd that doesn't have their ears plugged up will tell you
different. Wuddsville is pretty large and is divided into different towns.
Each town has Wudds that specialize in a certain type of music.
I live in a town called Wassical where we play wassical music. Of
course there are other towns as well, like the town Wazz, Wuntry,
Withim and Blues, Wolka and many others."
"Is there anything else about the Wudds
that you would like to share?"
"Not really, I mean we are not very complicated, so I don't have
much to say. We love to listen to and play music, and since each
Wudd makes his or her own instrument out of wuddever, what we
play has even more meaning for us. Interacting with humans can
sometimes make us nervous, but at the same time we are having
such fun experiencing so many new cultures. Oh, before I forget,
there is one thing I wanted to clear up. Wuddettes, as the females
are called, are not the only ones who wear clothes. All Wudds wear
wuderwear, which can be shaped any way we want. Some form
their wuderwear into dresses, suits or pants, while others like me, just
wear it like a body suit. We do like to dress up, and we males
especially love to wear ties of all kinds. Bow ties, long ties, short ties,
fat ties, we like them all! The other thing we all like to wear are our
shades. Every Wudd has at least one pair. Well, that about covers
the basics. I mean, I could go on and on, but hopefully this answers
your questions. Wait, there is one final thing I was told to mention in
behalf of all Wuddsville. We Wudds really love people, especially
children. I don't know what it is, but there is something special about
making a child laugh or smile.
"Thank you Wenton, for taking out
some time to talk to us. We
weally
…I mean, really appreciate it."
"No problem. Wudd out."
